Author: Elise Haynes

Elise Haynes is a St. George native who enjoys running, eating cookies, and chasing her four children. When she isn't doing those things she is usually asleep. Please direct all compliments and offers for free meals to [email protected].

What the HAYnes? Crispi bacon, latest in lethal weaponry

Mar 30th, 2014
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What the HAYnes? Laundry or leprechauns

Mar 17th, 2014
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What the HAYnes? That guy who fell asleep at the movies, he’s a real hero

Mar 8th, 2014
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What the HAYnes? Make a wish, then give it away; one special Jayci Glover

Feb 22nd, 2014
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What the HAYnes? Married with babies, a do-nothing average?

Feb 8th, 2014
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What the HAYnes? My superpower to sway Super Bowl XLVIII

Feb 2nd, 2014
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What the HAYnes? ‘Rodent play’ hop to Super Twinkie Bowl

Jan 25th, 2014
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What the HAYnes? Are you tired of Earth? Try Mars

Jan 18th, 2014
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What the HAYnes? John Carter’s ‘better mousetrap’ ideas

Jan 11th, 2014
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What the HAYnes? On how men are physically superior to women

Jan 3rd, 2014
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What the HAYnes? One word to define the new year

Dec 29th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? And the ‘Worst Gift Giver in the World’ award goes to…

Dec 20th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Another reason to hate Canada

Dec 7th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Black Friday shoppers, other scary things

Nov 27th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? The Turkey Trot, best story of my life; STGnews Photo Gallery

Nov 16th, 2013
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What the HAYnes: Marines, Tums and the Oscar Mayer mobile

Nov 9th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? ‘Safe Time,’ daylight saving time alternative

Nov 2nd, 2013
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What the HAYnes: A reader’s guide to roughin’ it RV style

Oct 26th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? How to rack up points, Utah drivers

Oct 19th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? What’s in a name?

Oct 12th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Why mosquitoes like me; scratch that, love me, and not you

Sep 20th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Teenagers acting up? Banish them to 1986

Sep 13th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Celebrating the American worker and the lazy people

Sep 1st, 2013
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What the HAYnes? The Internet and Double Stuf Oreos on trial

Aug 23rd, 2013
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What the HAYnes? On babies and breastfeeding in public

Aug 18th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Compulsory education, liars and the parental mandate

Aug 10th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Marriage, rollercoasters, this thing broken?

Aug 3rd, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Where are the Twinkies?

Jul 27th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? You want me to push a cart how far?

Jul 21st, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name

Jul 13th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Embrace your European side, St. George

Jul 5th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Give me SunTran at light-speed, stay out of my marriage

Jun 30th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Miss Utah: ‘We need to create education better’

Jun 21st, 2013
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What the HAYnes? What fathers ‘really’ want for Father’s Day

Jun 15th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? More Power(ball) to you

Jun 7th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Complaint-free world? I’d like to see it

May 31st, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Plagues, parasites and perils of water play

May 24th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Bicyclists get to turn left on red, it’s the law

May 17th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? You want to do something with me on Mother’s Day

May 10th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? What do Ironman and ‘Flashdance’ have in common?

May 4th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Inner beauty trumps bikini readiness?

Apr 26th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? There is a reason the IRS is inefficient

Apr 13th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Better off bare, burglars beware

Apr 7th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? If you are willing to look silly there might be free chicken in ...

Mar 28th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? So you have a Utah accent, no big dill

Mar 24th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Don’t pinch me bro

Mar 16th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? A shameful confession and spring break

Mar 10th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? On surprises and finding an elk in my car

Mar 2nd, 2013
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What the HAYnes? ‘St. George mother of four goes berserk and burns house t ...

Feb 22nd, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Hurricane Middle School student kicked out for ‘egregious ...

Feb 16th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Monopoly and America’s winning spirit

Feb 8th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? Yes, cellulite-fighting jeans really do exist

Feb 3rd, 2013
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What the HAYnes? It’s exciting living with geological perils; or, City of ...

Jan 25th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? You’re too what? Running myths debunked

Jan 20th, 2013
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What the HAYnes? On choosing happiness and Bordeaux cherry chocolate ice cream

Jan 11th, 2013
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